Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall

Darcy & Jer: Average At Best Tour - Postponed

New Date To Be Announced

Darcy & Jer's Average at Best Tour at Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on Thursday, March 27, 2025 has been postponed. Once the new date is announced, all previously purchased tickets will be honored. More information will be emailed to ticket holders directly when available.

If you have questions about your tickets, please email [email protected]. We apologize for the inconvenience.


Fresh off their highly successful No Refunds World Tour, comedic married duo Darcy and Jer are back with “Average at Best”—a brand-new show packed with the same old disappointments.

Join them as they riff on their neurodiverse relationship, tackle parenting, and explore their life as an average middle-aged couple. This relatable and often raunchy duo will leave you wanting more…

Come see the internet’s favourite couple wax poetic about their suburban, relatable adventures. The show starts whenever their private jet lands…

Darcy & Jer VIP Gold Package

  • One reserved seat in the first five rows.
  • Meet and Greet with Darcy and Jer.
  • Individual photograph opportunity with Darcy & Jer.
  • Priority Merchandise shopping before doors open to the general public.
  • Exclusive Limited Edition Tour Signed Lithograph.
  • One Commemorative VIP Tour Laminate & Lanyard.

Together for over 20 years, Darcy & Jer are first and foremost proud dads to their daughter Grace and their golden retriever Yuma. And second, they’re idiots on the internet. Known for their hilarious videos around their relationship, mental health, plants and more, Darcy & Jer have quickly become household names with a global audience. In 2024 Tiktok chose Darcy & Jer as their Visionary Voice saying to the Today Show “their hilarious videos about each other will crack you up and warm your heart.” 

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