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Girls Gotta Eat: Snack City Tour

Why do guys just want to f**k you once then watch your Instagram stories until the end of time? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die? When should you give it up? My boyfriend takes morning baths: IS THIS WEIRD? These are all questions answered on Girls Gotta Eat—a hilarious and uncensored podcast from comedic duo Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg. GGE is a top comedy podcast on iTunes, has been reviewed as "life-changing" by thousands of listeners, and the live shows have had record-breaking sellouts in cities all across the US.

At this show, Ashley, Rayna, and special guests will answer all those burning questions about sex, dating, and relationships in a one-of-a-kind, interactive experience. No one leaves without a fresh outlook on dating and at least one new ab from laughing.

Newmark Theatre : Upcoming Events

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Portland Opera presents The Shining, an adaptation of Stephen King’s iconic novel at the Portland...

Showing: 03/15 - 03/23
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NW Dance Project presents Hedda at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre March 28–29, 2025.

Showing: 03/28 - 03/29
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Oregon Ballet Theatre presents Marilyn at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre, April 4-13, 2025.

Showing: 04/04 - 04/13
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The Jefferson Dancers present their annual spring performances at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre April 17–...

Showing: 04/17 - 04/19
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Oregon Ballet Theatre School presents Sleeping Beauty: Annual School Performance in the Newmark...

Showing: 04/26 - 04/27
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Oregon Ballet Theatre presents OBT by Design. Rising stars at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre on Saturday,...

Showing: 04/26