Kelly Williams, a Portland contemporary painter presents her latest solo exhibition, "Earth & Ash: Ireland," at the Portland'5 Gallery in the 2nd Floor Lobby of Antoinette...
Tech Roast Show
RE:RE:RE:REPENT
2023 is over and humanity is officially done.
Let us bow our heads and take one minute of PTO to remember the laid off. Let us lower our standing desks to half-mast. But let us not despair.
In these days of powerful text-to-code, image-to-video and water-to-wine generative models, it is natural for your weak human mind to feel lost and ashamed. The Tech Roast Show is on a mission to remind terrified human techies: you are not useless. As long as you still have $39 to $89 - you possess unextracted value. There is hope, purpose and community to be found by buying tickets to the Tech Roast Show at the Newmark Theatre on November 15th. There is hope, purpose and community to be found in buying tickets now. Buy tickets now to hear our message of hope.
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Advisory: Recommended for ages 18+.
Newmark Theatre : Upcoming Events
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