Newmark Theatre

That Golden Girls Show!

That Golden Girls Show!

That Golden Girls Show! is a brand-new show that parodies classic Golden Girls moments—with puppets!

Get set for an evening of cheesecake, laughter, jazzercise, shoulder pads, sex, and the elegant art of the quick-witted put down.

From Sophia’s get-rich-quick schemes, to Rose’s tales from St Olaf, Blanche’s insatiable hunt for men and the Fountain of Youth, and Dorothy’s daily struggle to make sense of her life.

Devoted fans will fondly remember our four girls from Miami, and for the first-timers, this will be a joyful introduction to the brilliance of that television series.

The cast includes Miranda Cooper as Sophia, Dylan Glick as Dorothy, Lu Zielinski as Blanche, and Samantha Lee Mason as Rose. With swing support from Nate Rocke. 

Direction by Michael Hull, Written by Doug Kmiotek, Puppets by Rockefeller Productions, David Goldstein (Set & Lighting Design), Nate Edmondson (Sound Design), Jessica Marie Lorence (Puppet Supervisor), Mason Huse (Production Supervisor), Owen O’Brien Smith (Production Stage Manager), Alicia Donzé (Assistant Stage Manager), Chris Goodwin (Marketing Director), Krista Robbins (Associate General Manager), General Management by Theater Mogul/Jill Bowman, Brand Management by Super Awesome Friends, Exclusive Tour Direction by Broadway & Beyond Theatricals/Victoria Lang, Ryan Bogner and Tracey McFarland, Co-created by Thomas Duncan-Watt, Originally created and produced by Jonathan Rockefeller.

Production by Shady Pines Entertainment

UPDATED COVID-19 ATTENDANCE POLICY

Face masks covering your nose and mouth must be worn at all times while in the venue except while actively eating or drinking for brief periods. This performance will not be screening for proof of vaccination status or negative test results.

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